1 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:17,000 Oh, thanks to you, these things I do. 2 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,900 Because of you. 3 00:00:23,620 --> 00:00:26,120 Because of you. 4 00:00:42,730 --> 00:00:44,790 Will you leave those glasses alone? 5 00:00:45,490 --> 00:00:47,190 Well, I like clean glasses, that's all. 6 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:49,330 He's got to be cold. 7 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:50,770 I know he's got to be cold. 8 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,670 It's just a question of telling him. 9 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,890 He's lived with us a long time, Jean. 10 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:57,190 Well, he's my brother, not one of our children. 11 00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:59,330 Well, why don't I tell him tomorrow? 12 00:00:59,730 --> 00:01:02,530 I mean, I don't want to sit up all night waiting for him to come in. 13 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,390 It's half past nine. 14 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:05,950 Oh. 15 00:01:06,590 --> 00:01:07,630 Francis, some fish and chips? 16 00:01:07,990 --> 00:01:10,190 What? Because if you do, I'll pop out now and get some. 17 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,670 You just... That meat pudding and free veg. 18 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:15,930 That's the door. 19 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:17,090 He's home. 20 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,210 Oh, he's gone straight upstairs. 21 00:01:19,550 --> 00:01:21,130 We can't... Yes, we can. 22 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,030 Jacko! Hello? 23 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:26,850 Could we have a word? 24 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:29,750 Come on. 25 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:36,130 Only no peeking on the stairs, cos I've got your anniversary present and I 26 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,130 haven't wrapped it yet. 27 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,470 So what do you want to talk to me about? 28 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:41,710 Well... Well, we're moving. 29 00:01:42,970 --> 00:01:43,970 Moving what? 30 00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:48,470 Moving. Gina and I decided to move out a bit. Rye Gate, something like that. 31 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:54,390 I mean, sooner or later, we want all our kids, well, including this one, to have 32 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,390 rooms of their own. 33 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,810 Plus a bit of green, you know, a bit of room. 34 00:01:58,210 --> 00:01:59,210 Ah. 35 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,850 Well, when was this decided then? 36 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:04,810 Well, we firmed up on it tonight, but, well, we have been talking about it for 37 00:02:04,810 --> 00:02:05,810 quite a long time. 38 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,710 I haven't heard you. 39 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,169 Well, we have. 40 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,070 Has it occurred to you that I might not want to move to Reigate? 41 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,450 Well, has it? 42 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,030 Well, not really, no. 43 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,290 Well, it should have. 44 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:25,550 And no, it shouldn't, because you're not coming with us. 45 00:02:26,310 --> 00:02:27,310 What? 46 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,810 Well, it's our future, isn't it? 47 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,330 Oh, I see. 48 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:34,470 I'm good enough for your past, but I'm not good enough for your future, is that 49 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:38,320 it? No, no, look, I mean, you living here with us, well, it... It just sort 50 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,840 happened, didn't it? We don't think of it as an ongoing, permanent arrangement. 51 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:47,180 I mean, we hadn't all planned to get old together in the same house. Well, this 52 00:02:47,180 --> 00:02:48,400 is one out of the blue, isn't he? 53 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,820 What if I don't like the new people? 54 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,460 What new people? 55 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,020 What are the people you're selling the house to? 56 00:02:56,820 --> 00:02:59,060 We're not selling it with you as the sitting tenant. 57 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,640 This gets worse. 58 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:05,480 Well, I mean, look at it from our point of view. We've got to sell the house 59 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,380 vacant, you know, to raise the money. 60 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,640 Well, how materialistic can you get? 61 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:11,540 Well, as materialistic as possible. 62 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:15,700 I mean, if we want to move to a bigger house, we need to raise as much cash as 63 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:16,359 we can. 64 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:20,280 Yeah, and with you up there... Good heavens, Jean, I'm not some mad 65 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,600 conducting weird experiments up there, am I? I don't know, sometimes. 66 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,580 Well, I'm not happy. I'm not happy about this at all. I'm settled in up there 67 00:03:28,580 --> 00:03:32,080 now. Well, you would be. You've been living with us ever since we got 68 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,560 Oh, I see. 69 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:37,590 I've been an encumbrance all these years, have I? And suddenly you've 70 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:40,630 enough courage to tell me. Look, look, we're moving house. 71 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:42,010 We're not kicking you out. 72 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,190 Well, there's not much difference, is there? 73 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,990 Oh, do grow up. We're not your guardian. 74 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:50,810 I've looked out for this family all the years I've been here. Yeah, like the way 75 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,570 you let me cook your meals and do your laundry. 76 00:03:53,210 --> 00:03:57,570 I unblocked the gutter last winter. He wouldn't get up there. How many times 77 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,630 have I been to that front door to tell various women that you're not in? 78 00:04:01,170 --> 00:04:02,530 I gave you driving lessons. 79 00:04:03,150 --> 00:04:05,870 Jim Parsons testily got a proper instructor, though, did he? 80 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:10,510 I've been very supportive of you two, and if you can't see that, well, I'm 81 00:04:10,510 --> 00:04:11,810 very sorry for you, that's all. 82 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,610 We're not selling you into slavery. 83 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,230 We're just moving out. 84 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:16,690 All right, move out. 85 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:21,170 When do you want me out? Tonight? I didn't know you could be so childish. 86 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:24,010 Well, I didn't know you could be so self -centred. 87 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,610 I don't know. See you. 88 00:04:30,510 --> 00:04:33,810 Here's your anniversary present. You'd better have it now, cos I might not be 89 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:34,810 with you on the day. 90 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,790 Good morning, Sandra. 91 00:04:42,210 --> 00:04:44,490 Good morning, Mrs Benbridge. Anything interesting in the post? 92 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:46,830 Nothing special. It's on your desk. Oh, fine. 93 00:04:49,350 --> 00:04:51,010 They love your dancing. 94 00:04:51,870 --> 00:04:54,790 Who? The waiters at the Trattoria the other night. 95 00:04:55,530 --> 00:04:58,770 Marcello and I had lunch there yesterday and they were all talking about you. 96 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,240 I didn't really dance, did I? 97 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,460 Oh, you danced. 98 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,660 My word, you danced. 99 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:06,580 You didn't tell me before. 100 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,400 I was resisting it. 101 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,260 I shouldn't have drunk so much wine. 102 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,800 You tell the waiters that. They thought you were wonderful. 103 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,940 I didn't do anything else, did I? Oh, no. 104 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,200 Thank goodness. 105 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,300 Except for the cookery demonstration. 106 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:24,540 I didn't. Yes. You insisted on showing the chef how to cook leek pie. 107 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,700 Only you didn't have any leeks, so you used carrots. 108 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:29,490 Oh, my God. 109 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:31,090 How did it turn out? 110 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,610 Oh, it never got cooked. Why? 111 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:35,210 A customer complained about the noise in the kitchen. 112 00:05:35,670 --> 00:05:37,110 So you chucked it at him. 113 00:05:37,570 --> 00:05:38,570 What's wrong? 114 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:41,690 It was very understanding for a chief constable. 115 00:05:42,070 --> 00:05:44,090 It was like, why? Missus Bainbridge. 116 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:48,770 You did have a lovely time, though. Oh, yes, I did. 117 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,170 I only wish I could remember all of it. 118 00:05:51,490 --> 00:05:52,910 Thanks for cheering me up. 119 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,070 Is life back in place now? 120 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:56,710 Yes. I think so. 121 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,510 It wouldn't have worked for me and Jimmy. I know that now. 122 00:05:59,850 --> 00:06:02,150 So it's turn the page and start a new chapter. 123 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:03,650 Good for you. 124 00:06:05,510 --> 00:06:08,610 I didn't really dance solo, did I? Oh, yes, you did. 125 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:10,770 The Tarantella on the tabletop. 126 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:20,330 Good morning, 127 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:23,210 boys. Answer your names when I call the register. 128 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,350 Next job, Sandra. 129 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:28,530 I'd like one on me own, if possible, please. Yeah, I wouldn't mind a solo job 130 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:29,369 either, Sandra. 131 00:06:29,370 --> 00:06:30,770 What's the matter with you two? 132 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,550 There's nothing the matter with me. 133 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,330 There's nothing the matter with me. 134 00:06:34,750 --> 00:06:35,750 Suit yourself. 135 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,990 No, you're working together. 136 00:06:39,410 --> 00:06:40,410 That's the next job. 137 00:06:41,490 --> 00:06:42,490 No, that one. 138 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:46,210 Was there any chance of me seeing that? 139 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:47,890 Certainly. 140 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,860 Oh, what emotion again? 141 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,300 Well, you'd hardly paint a ceiling red gloss, would you? 142 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,100 You had a row? 143 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,260 I'll get the paint. 144 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:01,840 Somebody had better. 145 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,540 What is the matter with you two? 146 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,720 There is nothing the matter with me, Sandra. 147 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:09,340 He... Do I get a hand, Kerry niece? 148 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:10,820 Yes, of course. 149 00:07:30,410 --> 00:07:31,410 Thank you, Sandra. 150 00:07:34,930 --> 00:07:37,530 Make sure you get somebody to take you across the road. 151 00:07:41,730 --> 00:07:43,730 Why do they call Charlton athletic? 152 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:45,710 I mean, three nil. 153 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:48,790 It was a fair enough result, really. I'm sure it was. 154 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,710 So what did you want to moan to me about? 155 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:54,590 I haven't asked you out to moan to, Sandra. 156 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:58,380 Just invited you out for a quiet drink after work, that's all. Jacko, I've 157 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,460 you a long time. I know the difference. 158 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,920 I have not invited you out to moan to. 159 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,260 All right. 160 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:05,620 Miss Eric. 161 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,560 I would never have guessed. 162 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:08,940 And Jean. 163 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:10,020 Do you know what they've done? 164 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:11,220 No. 165 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,840 They're moving to Reigate. 166 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,180 Oh. 167 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,720 Well, they didn't even ask me whether I wanted to go. 168 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:22,320 And the capital bangos my flat because they want maximum money. 169 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:23,680 Oh. 170 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:26,200 Well? Well, it is their house. 171 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,960 I know it's their house, Sandra. What infuriates me is they made their 172 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:32,080 without including me in any way whatsoever. 173 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,679 Well, why should they? 174 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,679 It's none of your business, actually. 175 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 None of my business? 176 00:08:37,260 --> 00:08:38,940 I've lived with them since they've been married. 177 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,039 You haven't been doing them a favour. 178 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,679 They've been doing you one. 179 00:08:43,380 --> 00:08:44,380 I see. 180 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,320 I'm sorry, Jackal, but I just don't think you've got any reason to complain. 181 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,280 They have got a life of their own. 182 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,480 I just thought I was part of it, that's all. 183 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,830 Oh, be reasonable. 184 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:57,270 You can't expect a married couple to have... Can you drop the subject, 185 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,170 Oh, I see. 186 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:03,670 If I don't agree with you, then there's no point talking about it. 187 00:09:03,930 --> 00:09:04,970 Yeah, that's about it, yes. 188 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:08,730 Oh, well, I might as well go home, then. All right, go on. See you tomorrow? 189 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:10,110 Yeah, see you tomorrow, Simon. 190 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,190 No point talking to her, mate. She's one of them. 191 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:18,850 One of what? 192 00:09:18,970 --> 00:09:20,410 Women. They get everywhere. 193 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,310 Getting slung out the flat, eh? 194 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:25,170 Have you been here, Wiggy? 195 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:30,290 Yeah, and lucky for you, I have too, cos you have fallen on your feet. 196 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,310 Well, how do you work that out? 197 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,530 See this? 198 00:09:33,670 --> 00:09:36,370 Oh, you got an idea, have you? A blockbuster. 199 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:40,310 It's not about your best seller, is it? No, no, I've elbowed that. Bloomin' 200 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:41,890 words get on your nerves. 201 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,690 So what's this idea, then? 202 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,350 Somewhere for you to live. 203 00:09:46,930 --> 00:09:48,150 Moving with me upstairs. 204 00:09:48,490 --> 00:09:51,310 I just had the other bedroom done out. You'd love it. 205 00:09:51,710 --> 00:09:54,490 Not the one with the luminous man in the moon setting the headboards. 206 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:55,710 Oh, no. 207 00:09:56,070 --> 00:10:02,850 Yours has got a plaster gargoyle at each corner which puffs out air freshener 208 00:10:02,850 --> 00:10:05,610 in case you've forgotten to change your socks or anything. 209 00:10:09,590 --> 00:10:10,990 Very gothic, that, Elmo. 210 00:10:11,270 --> 00:10:12,249 You heard it. 211 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:17,230 I mean, it's the perfect set -up. We've always said to each other we'd lay waste 212 00:10:17,230 --> 00:10:18,670 to the crumpet round here. 213 00:10:19,030 --> 00:10:20,050 Got you now, son. 214 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,180 Well, no, there was an unspoken understanding between us. 215 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,900 Anyway, this lame waste of all the crumpet. I thought you was off women. 216 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,900 I am. I'm cynical about them now. 217 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,520 Now you've lost me, Elmo. 218 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:35,100 Mind you, you do that very often. 219 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,460 Here's the plan. 220 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:42,440 We get the women upstairs to our bachelor pad and then we humiliate them. 221 00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,960 What have you got in mind, Elmo? 222 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,140 Well, for instance, we say... 223 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:54,350 would you like a glass of white wine? And they say, yes, please. And then we 224 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,570 say, well, we haven't got any. 225 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:01,310 And do we cackle nastily when we've said it? 226 00:11:02,570 --> 00:11:07,870 Of course we do. There's hundreds of things we could do to bring them down a 227 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:08,549 or two. 228 00:11:08,550 --> 00:11:09,550 Yeah. 229 00:11:09,810 --> 00:11:12,750 Soap in the bathroom that turns their faces green. 230 00:11:14,150 --> 00:11:15,150 Rubber spiders. 231 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:19,030 Great. And it's... floating cigars in their face. Brilliant! 232 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:23,470 You see, we're on the same wavelength, Jacko. No, you're on a different level 233 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:24,169 me, Elmo. 234 00:11:24,170 --> 00:11:28,230 You see, I haven't got that inner raging torment that you've got inside you. 235 00:11:28,330 --> 00:11:29,510 Well, I can see that. 236 00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:35,290 Mind you, I could always humiliate women in my room while you do what you like 237 00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:36,290 in yours. 238 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:38,150 Move in anyway. 239 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:42,510 I mean, if you're stuck for a place to stay, it's a genuine offer. I wouldn't 240 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,510 charge you nothing. 241 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:48,480 That's very nice of you, mate. Very nice. But it's such a big idea that I'm 242 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:49,700 going to have to think about it, I'm afraid. 243 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Fair enough. 244 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,140 But the offer's there. 245 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,800 What time do you call this? 246 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:56,620 The time I'm supposed to start work. 247 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,200 Oh. Have another, please, Leslie. 248 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:00,440 Yes, all right. 249 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:04,960 Here, Leslie. 250 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,040 What? Would you like a glass of white wine? 251 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:09,620 No, thank you. 252 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,820 Oh, jeez. 253 00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:15,410 There you are. 254 00:12:16,690 --> 00:12:17,830 What's the long face for? 255 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,150 I'm fed up. 256 00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,050 What have you got to be fed up about? 257 00:12:21,530 --> 00:12:22,810 Eric and Jean, they're moving. 258 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:24,190 I'm going to be homeless. 259 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,430 Oh, is that all? 260 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:26,990 Is that all? 261 00:12:27,610 --> 00:12:30,310 Mummy's idea of a living lover's a pervert. 262 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:33,590 I sometimes wonder what planet you're from, Leslie. 263 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:37,370 What would you call a man who sneaks into the bathroom when I'm having a 264 00:12:37,730 --> 00:12:38,730 He does what? 265 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:40,990 Well, he did this morning anyway. 266 00:12:41,910 --> 00:12:42,930 And then what did he do? 267 00:12:43,370 --> 00:12:45,530 He said, I'm sorry, and went out. 268 00:12:46,190 --> 00:12:49,670 Oh, I presume he picked the lock before he entered, Leslie. 269 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:53,190 No, I'd forgotten to lock the door as it happened. 270 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:56,230 You're going off your trolley as far as Marcello's concerned. 271 00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,530 No, I can see what he's got in mind. 272 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,770 Not content with Mummy, he's after me as well. 273 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:08,870 You... You haven't said anything. 274 00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,130 Perhaps I can't believe. 275 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:14,160 What you just said. 276 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,060 Then I will say it again. 277 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:21,700 I love you, Veronica. 278 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,460 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 279 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,080 Marry me. 280 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:33,060 I'd love to. 281 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,660 Yes! And we're going to live in Sicily. 282 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,380 Veronica loves the idea. 283 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,120 Leslie. Ah, I'll be honest with you, Vincente. 284 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,480 To have her living with us would not make my life a bowl of peeps. 285 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,120 But she is Veronica's daughter. 286 00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,200 Of course she's not a child. 287 00:13:58,500 --> 00:13:59,500 Far from it. 288 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:05,120 No, no. Whatever you say, I'm going to ask Leslie if she wants to come to 289 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,120 Sicily. 290 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:08,860 Okay, Vincente. 291 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:09,960 I'll see you tomorrow. 292 00:14:12,530 --> 00:14:15,030 Happy? I'm the happiest man in the world. 293 00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:19,130 Ciao. You degenerate. 294 00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:20,450 Mummy! 295 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:27,670 Quickly! He intends to ask me to go to Sicily with him. That's what's the 296 00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:30,510 matter. He is being very considerate. 297 00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:31,710 What? 298 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:36,070 Leslie, your mama and I have got to be married. 299 00:14:37,590 --> 00:14:41,810 Married? And we're going to live in Sicily. Now, common sense not 300 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:44,190 thought it only fair to ask you if you wanted to come as well. 301 00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:46,030 That's what I was telling my brother on the phone. 302 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:50,730 Well, you've done it now, Mummy. If you won't listen to common sense, just get 303 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:53,230 on with it. I knew you'd smile and kiss us both. 304 00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:55,730 Do I take it you don't want to live with us? 305 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,770 I'm going to find Daddy's photograph. 306 00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:03,650 I wonder why we're not too displeased, my child. 307 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,930 Do you know what Veronica wants to see us about, Sandra? 308 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:11,090 No, I don't know. She just said she did. 309 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:14,550 Well, I hope she doesn't keep us waiting too long. I want to get home to Jean. 310 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,270 Will you be going to antenatal classes with her? 311 00:15:17,510 --> 00:15:18,530 No, I don't think so. 312 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:20,010 We've done it twice before. 313 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,790 We're getting pretty practised. 314 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,730 Yeah, a lot of things. 315 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,050 All right. 316 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,450 What have you got me down as this time? A slum landlord? 317 00:15:29,010 --> 00:15:32,650 I've never described your house as a slum. I always thought it was a lovely 318 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:36,340 house. you're not still going on about it, are you? I'm not going on about 319 00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:37,340 anything, Sandra. 320 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,600 I am resigned. 321 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:40,220 I've outworn me welcome. 322 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,820 I've been stabbed in the back and there's nothing more to be said, is 323 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:44,300 Except you won't shut up about it. 324 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,940 It's not as though you're going to have to live in a dog kennel, is it? You can 325 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:49,500 afford to rent yourself a flat. 326 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,860 I know that. 327 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,300 I'm just too sentimental, that's my problem. 328 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,920 I think about all the good times we've had at that house and how in the end 329 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,380 they've counted for nothing, that's all. Look, Jacko, I've agonised about having 330 00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:01,380 to tell you. 331 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,300 Do you think I don't remember all the good times? 332 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,760 I remember the first Christmas we had there. 333 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:07,540 Fiver we had in the kitty. 334 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,040 Didn't run to much, but we still had a good Christmas. 335 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,360 Yeah, we did. 336 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,600 One of the best. 337 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,080 Look, you can come and stay with us sometimes at Reigate. 338 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:21,600 I mean, there'll be other good times. Eric, you carry on like this and you'll 339 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,240 begging him to come and live with you. 340 00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:24,580 No, I won't. 341 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,740 No, no, it's not an invitation to live with us. 342 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,820 Oh, well, I wouldn't accept it if it was. Well, it isn't. 343 00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,410 Sorry to keep you waiting. Will you come in? 344 00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:41,590 Sit yourselves down. 345 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:49,570 I've been trying to think of a way of saying this all day. It's awkward. 346 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,150 Well, go on, then. 347 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,610 Marcello has asked me to marry him, and I've said yes. 348 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,200 Oh, that's terrific news, Veronica. 349 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:02,200 Oh, please be, Mrs Bainbridge. Congratulations, Mrs Bainbridge. 350 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:03,580 Are you going to be hyphenated? 351 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:08,280 Well, Mirella Bainbridge or Bainbridge Mirella? Don't be daft. Oh, I love 352 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,060 weddings. When they occur. 353 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,020 You'll love married life, Mrs Bainbridge. I love this married life. 354 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,460 You'll have to start writing the invitations. He's got thousands of 355 00:17:17,859 --> 00:17:19,760 You'll have to book the Albert Hall for the reception. 356 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,720 Oh. 357 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,760 What? Well... 358 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,700 We're not going to be married here. 359 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,760 We're going to be married in Sicily. 360 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,440 Because that's where we're going to live. 361 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,900 Which is why I knew this was going to be awkward. 362 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,000 You see, it means I'm going to sell the business. 363 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,100 Over here, by the window. 364 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:51,700 The toilet don't work, so you can't use it. 365 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:55,830 We don't want to. 366 00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,690 Oh. May we have two glasses of white wine, please? 367 00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,690 We haven't got any white wine. 368 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:02,990 In a wine bar? 369 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,190 There's bottles of it back there. 370 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:06,550 Well, you're not having it. 371 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,210 Right. We'll go somewhere else. 372 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:11,570 You can have a cigar if you want. 373 00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:15,070 You should ease up on the pressure salesmanship as well. 374 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:20,630 They didn't stay long. 375 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:22,230 I slung them out. 376 00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:26,030 Why? But I can spot trouble, mate. There's a mile off. 377 00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,710 You're losing your grasp on reality. 378 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,150 I'm not. 379 00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:33,330 Leslie. What? 380 00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,410 Would you like a glass of white wine? 381 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,930 That's the symptom. You've been asking me all day whether I'd like a glass of 382 00:18:38,930 --> 00:18:40,030 white wine. Why? 383 00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,430 Can't you find light? 384 00:18:42,130 --> 00:18:44,270 All right, yes, I'd like a glass of white wine. 385 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:47,370 Well, you can't have one, cos I haven't got any. 386 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,750 Glass of white wine, Sandra. 387 00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:01,550 No, thanks. 388 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:02,710 Gin and tonic, please. 389 00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:03,909 Oh. 390 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:08,570 Glass of white wine, Jacko. Elmo, it won't work on me. I'm a bloke. 391 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:09,790 Half a lot. 392 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,710 Oh, chisel all round. 393 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,470 What's white wine supposed to do to women all of a sudden? 394 00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:20,910 Elmo heard someone say that Rhino Horn was an aphrodisiac and he thinks it's a 395 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,910 German hawk. 396 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:25,330 We were talking about anybody but Elmo. I wouldn't believe that. 397 00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,250 So what are you going to do then, Sandra? 398 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,000 I'm not about to dance the Tarantella. 399 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,500 No, you were good. 400 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:32,820 Thank you. 401 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,160 Job centre, I suppose. 402 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:36,420 At least you got a home. 403 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,740 Oh, yes, it's worth for you, isn't it? No home, no job. 404 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,480 Could always sleep on your couch. 405 00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:43,980 No, you couldn't. 406 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:45,940 Here you are. 407 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,200 I suppose you've heard the news about Mummy and Topper Gigio. 408 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,600 Yes, thrilled for them, Leslie. 409 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,460 I find the whole idea nauseating. 410 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:56,480 You'll be a lovely bridesmaid, Leslie. 411 00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:01,180 If they... Think they're dragging me to some crumbling church in Sicily full of 412 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,320 oversexed altar boys. They've got another thing coming. 413 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,380 Now I was thinking about your smile in the wedding photographs. 414 00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:10,240 Yes, all right, be sarcastic. You don't know what I'm going through. 415 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,040 Oh, you're talking to the wrong people, Leslie. It's real life for us. 416 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,840 We've just found out we're soon going to be out of a job. 417 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,120 What do you mean? 418 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,740 Didn't your mum tell you she's selling the business? 419 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,960 She's doing what? 420 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,340 I wasn't even consulted. 421 00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:30,750 People aren't always consulted in life, Leslie. I know that by experience. 422 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:32,870 Well, did she mention the house? 423 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:35,050 No. Oh, my God. 424 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:36,970 She's going to sell the house as well. 425 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:38,630 I'll have nowhere to live. 426 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,210 Three of us had better apply to an orphanage. 427 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,010 I like that job. 428 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:49,950 Maybe if I hadn't liked the job so much, I wouldn't have had so many second 429 00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,950 thoughts about Jimmy. 430 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:52,710 Or going back to Geordie Land. 431 00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:55,050 If I have to start all over again... 432 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,370 We could form a high wire act. 433 00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:00,190 I think I'll go home. 434 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:04,150 Oh, don't, Sandra. Come on, let's have another drink, cheer each other up. No. 435 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:06,950 want to get the evening paper and start looking in situations vacant. 436 00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:10,790 You'd do well to do the same thing. I will, I will. 437 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:12,770 See you in the morning. 438 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,210 See you, Sandra. 439 00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:21,830 Leslie just told me about Veronica selling a business. 440 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:25,950 Well, it's like another bit of masonry falling on your head, isn't it? 441 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,630 Well, you could put it that way, Elmo, yes. 442 00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,270 But I am sitting here. 443 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:36,830 Well, you come out with some very profound truth at times, you do. I know. 444 00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:40,670 But you telling me that you're sitting there when I can see you're sitting 445 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:44,950 isn't one of them. Well, it is, because my offer of living accommodation, but 446 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,570 she, still stands. 447 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,310 That's very nice, Elmo, but we're not the same bloke. 448 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:51,690 Well, of course not. It's two of us. 449 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:53,930 Same type, then. 450 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,450 Well, how are we different? 451 00:21:55,910 --> 00:21:56,910 We just are. 452 00:21:57,210 --> 00:22:00,350 Look, I'll give up being cynical with women, if you like. 453 00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,370 Those people work anyway. 454 00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:04,950 Money, now there's a difference. 455 00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:08,910 See, I'll be sponging off you, and nothing's guaranteed to ruin a 456 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,869 quicker than that. 457 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,250 All right, you pay me rent. 458 00:22:11,450 --> 00:22:15,090 I'm about to lose me job. I know, but you could work here. 459 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,880 I can't see myself in a pink dress, Elmo. 460 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:24,140 No, not as a waitress. You could have a pink suit like mine. You could be my 461 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:25,460 major domino. 462 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:31,860 Leslie will be out the door in ten seconds flat and she's far more used to 463 00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,940 in here than I'll ever be. 464 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:34,500 Well, I suppose you're right. 465 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:37,120 Still, something will turn up. 466 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,200 I bet there's a lot of people at Bainbridge who's hoping something will 467 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:41,919 isn't there? 468 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:42,920 I suppose there is. 469 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,180 Well, you know who I feel the sorries for, don't you? 470 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,260 Very nice of you, Elmo. 471 00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,580 No, not you, Eric. 472 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,719 Why, Eric? 473 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,720 Oh, he's moving. 474 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:57,620 I mean, how can you take on a bigger mortgage when you lost your job? 475 00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,440 That's true. 476 00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:03,320 Here, Elmo, I'd better go home. 477 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,260 It's nothing I've said, is it? Well, it is, but I love you for it. 478 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,180 Oh, shut up! 479 00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,800 That will melt. 480 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000 I know. 481 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:16,500 Poor Eric, eh? 482 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,460 Poor Jacko, eh? Poor Sandra, eh? 483 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,960 Poor anybody else. 484 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:22,500 Who? Me. 485 00:23:22,940 --> 00:23:25,800 They're just losing their jobs. I'm losing a home. 486 00:23:26,180 --> 00:23:28,520 And I'm not the sort of person who can live just anywhere. 487 00:23:28,900 --> 00:23:30,220 No, no... 488 00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:36,890 Let me put this briefly. 489 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,730 Um, Plutonic. 490 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:42,950 What? Well, there was a Greek bloke called Pluto, you see. 491 00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:45,650 Plato. All right, Platonic. 492 00:23:46,330 --> 00:23:49,230 Platonic. Well, he ought to have been called Plato, then. 493 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:56,690 What about him? Well, he had this idea, see, whereby he reckons that it is 494 00:23:56,690 --> 00:24:02,670 possible for a man and woman of the opposite sex to live together without 495 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:04,570 funny business taking place. 496 00:24:05,390 --> 00:24:07,710 Are you daring to think what I think you're thinking? 497 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:12,110 You said you were going to be homeless and we could be plutonic. 498 00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:17,010 Unless, who knows, nature takes its course. 499 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,390 I shall knee you in the groin because I can only assume that you're temporarily 500 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:24,970 unhinged. You're too lardy, darling. That's your trouble. 501 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:26,910 Oh, have a glass of white wine. 502 00:24:36,970 --> 00:24:38,490 Well, there's not a lot in here, really. 503 00:24:38,890 --> 00:24:39,890 Well, keep looking. 504 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:41,390 I've got to get a job of some sort. 505 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,770 I can't see any painters wanted. 506 00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,410 Well, I don't necessarily have to be a painter. 507 00:24:46,990 --> 00:24:49,770 I've sometimes thought that I'm not really using my qualifications. 508 00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:52,230 You won't go far with your swimming certificate. 509 00:24:53,670 --> 00:24:54,670 I know. 510 00:24:55,030 --> 00:24:57,010 Leisure centres are all the rage these days. 511 00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:58,490 Swimming instructor. 512 00:24:58,650 --> 00:25:00,050 You can only do a length. 513 00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:01,790 Well, that's what they asked me to do. 514 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:03,930 No, no, I was thinking more of my old levels. 515 00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:05,590 English and biology. 516 00:25:06,510 --> 00:25:08,730 I've always had a yen to work at the Natural History Museum. 517 00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:12,070 If you'd have gone there straight from school, you might have been some 518 00:25:12,070 --> 00:25:13,750 professor's assistant by now. 519 00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:19,030 But turning up at your age with two O -levels... Yeah, I'd be lucky if they 520 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:20,030 me dust the dinosaurs. 521 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:23,670 Same for me English. I mean, they're hardly going to offer me some sort of 522 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:24,670 fellowship, are they? 523 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,390 No. Do you know, I wish I'd kept up with the modelling. 524 00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:29,430 When were you ever a model? 525 00:25:30,170 --> 00:25:31,270 No, no, model modelling. 526 00:25:31,890 --> 00:25:33,430 Could have had my own shop by now. 527 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,640 I think it's time we came back down to earth. 528 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,960 What about those jobs where you work from home? 529 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,760 You see plenty of them over time. 530 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:45,460 Of course you do. That's because nobody wants them. You lick three million 531 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:49,560 envelopes for 38p and end up with no saliva and a swollen tongue. 532 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:58,960 Are those for me? 533 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,440 Yes. I don't want them. 534 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,320 I was going to say sorry as well. 535 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,820 I've acted like a self -centred bird. 536 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,860 Oh, come here, you. 537 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,040 Where's my flowers, then? 538 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,259 Sorry, Eric. 539 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,340 No, that's all right. 540 00:26:15,820 --> 00:26:17,180 You had a right to be upset. 541 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,640 No, he didn't. 542 00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:22,440 No, I didn't. Just nice to be mates again, isn't it? Yeah, it is. 543 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:24,360 Hey, let's go out for a meal. 544 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,200 Eric, you're about to become unemployed. 545 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:28,960 Oh, yeah. 546 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,780 I feel rotten for the both of you. 547 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,460 Couldn't have come at a worse time, could it? 548 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:34,660 No, it couldn't. 549 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,100 Must be desperately disappointed. 550 00:26:37,020 --> 00:26:39,740 Set your heart on moving and now it's out of the question, isn't it? 551 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,040 No, it isn't. 552 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,020 What? We're still moving. 553 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,840 But you can't now. 554 00:26:45,100 --> 00:26:48,360 Because we're not backing down from a decision that we've made. 555 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,240 It's right for us and it's right for our children. 556 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,780 So whatever it takes, I'll get a job of some sort. 557 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,740 I'll go mini -cabin at night if I have to, but we're moving out to a bigger 558 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,460 house. And that is that. 559 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,780 And that is why I turned Ronnie Pickles down. 560 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,060 Oh. So what are you going to do, Jacko? 561 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:09,160 Ah, I've got plans. 562 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,020 Oh, good for you, mate. What are they? 563 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,120 Well... He hasn't. 564 00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:19,060 Well, they're not detailed, but... You stay bound to turn up and I'll clip you 565 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,060 round the ear. 566 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,400 All right, I'll do it. 567 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:22,899 Do what? 568 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:25,040 I'll get myself a job and find somewhere to rent. 569 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:28,360 No, no, renting's dead money. Bricks and mortar of your own, that's capital. 570 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,820 Are you turning into the Chancellor of the Exchequer? That's a common thing. 571 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,280 Quite right. 572 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,360 Buy yourself a place. 573 00:27:35,940 --> 00:27:38,060 You've earned good money at Bainbridge's. 574 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:42,300 You've got the building society account Mum and Dad opened for each of us when 575 00:27:42,300 --> 00:27:43,300 we were kids. 576 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:44,460 Yeah. 577 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,320 Well? 578 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,060 You have still got it? 579 00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:50,660 Yeah. 580 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,900 Well, they kicked us off with ten pounds, didn't they? 581 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,280 What have you got in there now? 582 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,460 Ten pounds. 583 00:27:59,899 --> 00:28:00,899 Plus interest. 584 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,120 Oh, well, that solves everything, doesn't it? Pop out tomorrow and buy 585 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:06,120 Kensington Palace. 586 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,060 I've got a lot of overhead. 587 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,940 And they all wear eye eels. 588 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,920 I don't know. When are we ever going to get you on a firm footing? 589 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:17,260 Look, I'm not the fly -by -night that you take me for. 590 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,200 I may not show it, but it's a very serious side to me. 591 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:21,940 Has it saved any money? 592 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:24,920 No. So what are you going to do? 593 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,000 I know what I'm going to do. 594 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,080 What? 595 00:28:31,270 --> 00:28:32,690 Let's all go out for a meal. 596 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:01,730 Because it's true.